Many Moods of a Military Man

Hello Sirs & Mams!

Bby Mazzoncini here.

Writin' to communicate my current situation.

Seems Mommy & Daddy think it is cute and funny

to give me my own little BDUs.

What do you think?

A military man (baby) must have many moods. For starters, we must all learn that there's a time to be cute, and a time to be serious. When Pvt. Knownothing is messing around and needs to be squared away, I give him this look.

When he responds with some foolish comment, this "I can't hear you Pvt!" look comes in quite useful.

Sounding off while standing at attention is a skill all military men (babys) must possess. "I don't know but I've been told, Some day I'll grow and be old, I don't know but it's been said, then I'll have hair on my head!"

When a hard duty day is done, you've given your all and achieved your mission, then there's always a little time for just plain silliness (my favorite).

Oh my! I just noticed what my t-shirt says. How embarrassing!

OK, all that Military stuff is fine, but it wore me out. I'm going to go cuddle with my Mommy now. I love you all! Joey